reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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