so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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