im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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