A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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