nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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