i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Say something about gay babies.
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what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.