ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.