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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..

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• (315): View more from New York

  i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today

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• (818): View more from California

  Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Welcome to Philly.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.

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