you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Of course I have a pirate flag
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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