Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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