if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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