I want to make a zoo with you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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