yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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