is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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