We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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