C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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