Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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