what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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