Don't EVER smell your tampon
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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