WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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