Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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