She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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