I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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