Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The air taste purple.
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