You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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