Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
