the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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