What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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