I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she smelled like a LAN party
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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