jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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