Only a mothe r could love this liver
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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