I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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