The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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