Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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