am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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