She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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