ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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