we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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