i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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