Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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