Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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