A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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