I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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