Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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