it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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