I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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