Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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