I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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