Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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