i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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