And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
is it fun? or sober?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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