I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So vagazzling was a success
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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