So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
