I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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